• things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading

ugh-stevecarlsburg:

do you ever start writing and just

image

(Source: going-holmes, via some-random-junglebug)

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via some-random-junglebug)

  • Government: We want to keep pregnancy rates in young girls down!
  • Government: *Has terrible sex education for young girls*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for birth control*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for pregnancy tests*
  • Government: *Charges lots of money for plan b pills*
  • Government: *Is against abortion*

whyyoulittledalek:

I was going to get up and do something but Time is Running Out just came on shuffle and of course I’m going to listen to it first

  • bing: dad im tired can u sing me a lullaby?
  • matt bellamy: sure, son. corporations are bad they're killing the earth we can't enjoy nature all the land is owned there's none left for you or for me we're running out of oil so we must fuse helium-3 as an alternative fuel source i don't belong here free me from this world
  • bing: dad u ok
  • matt bellamy: shhh go to sleep